Okay My puppy is like three months old and is so adorable to everyone else who sees her. But not for me. She is soooooo loud!!! My sister put me on night time puppy duty.

My job is to take her out every hour so she can POTTY and then I take her inside and play with her for thirty minutes and then put her away again. And usually when my sis watches her she'll fall asleep around 11 or 12, depending on how hyper she is.

The other night She keep me up until 4AM then I finally just gave up and had to listen to her yapping until around 5AM. then My sister got me up at 10AM telling me I had to eat breakfast even though I wasn't hungry. Then around Noon my sis puts the dog on my stomach and tells me to play with her, while I was laying comfortably on the couch.

So the pup starts pawing at my face and trying to eat my nose so I blow a puff of air in her face to get her to stop. She made a weird face and tries to lick me again. Sooooo I blow another puff in her face.

Once again she made a weird face and tries to lick me. I turn to my sis and say, "I find it kinda funny that she totally flips out when you blow into her ears but does nothing when you blow up her nose!"

But right when I said that, guess what she did. She squatted right ontop of me and peed all over my PJ's and my blanket I had over my stomach. I turned my head back to the pup right after I said that.

I look her in the eyes. "You didn't..." She looked as if she was smiling at me. And then my sis looks at me and my situation and laughed her ass off.

I really really (don't) love that dog.